A comedic deckbuilder dressed up as a game show. Clear a gauntlet of absurd disasters with ridiculous tool combos — bring a crowd for the pitch-and-bet party game, or go solo for a sharp, strategic deckbuilder.
Coming soon · Windows · macOS · Linux / Steam Deck
Twenty-one absurd catastrophes stand between you and the finish line — from a flat tire to a goose with a grudge to the plane going down. Clear each one or stay put. Your call.
You pitch your absurd plan and everyone bets karma on whether you’ll pull it off — backing you boosts your odds, doubting you is just a wager. Loud, social, and the table is the judge. Steam friends join with an invite; friends without the game join from a phone as a bet-pad.
Solo and 1v1 sharpen into a tight roguelite: read the odds, build your deck, manage your karma, and outrace the field. Solo sends you up a full ladder of rival bots; 1v1 Duels are a head-to-head battle of nerve and deck. All the tactics, none of the table noise.
Every square on the course is a catastrophe — a flat tire, a ninja attack, a goose with a grudge, the plane going down.
Build a hand of tool cards and lay down a combo. Each tool has a base shot against each kind of disaster.
Explain — out loud or typed — exactly how a pool noodle and a bucket of chicken solve this. Sell it.
The table wagers on whether you survive. Backing you boosts your odds; doubt is just a bet — nobody can grief you.
The dice decide. Clear it and advance; wipe out and you keep your tools and draw another. First to the finish wins.
Six contestants, six signature moves, every one a terrible idea executed with total confidence. Earn FAME to unlock the locked ones — and their alternate skins.
Bite-sized disasters straight from the show. Hit play.
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★ Wishlist on SteamComing soon · Windows · macOS · Linux / Steam Deck
