A comedic deckbuilder dressed up as a game show. Clear a gauntlet of absurd disasters with ridiculous tool combos — bring a crowd for the pitch-and-bet party game, or go solo for a sharp, strategic deckbuilder.
Free demo out now · Windows · macOS · Linux / Steam Deck
Twenty-one absurd catastrophes stand between you and the finish line — from a flat tire to a goose with a grudge to the plane going down. Clear each one or stay put. Your call.
You pitch your absurd plan and everyone bets karma on whether you’ll pull it off — backing you boosts your odds, doubting you is just a wager. Loud, social, and the table is the judge. Steam friends join with an invite; friends without the game join from a phone as a bet-pad.
Solo and 1v1 sharpen into a tight roguelite: read the odds, build your deck, manage your karma, and outrace the field. Solo sends you up a full ladder of rival bots; 1v1 Duels are a head-to-head battle of nerve and deck. All the tactics, none of the table noise.
Every square on the course is a catastrophe — a flat tire, a ninja attack, a goose with a grudge, the plane going down.
Build a hand of tool cards and lay down a combo. Each tool has a base shot against each kind of disaster.
Explain — out loud or typed — exactly how a pool noodle and a bucket of chicken solve this. Sell it.
The table wagers on whether you survive. Backing you boosts your odds; doubt is just a bet — nobody can grief you.
The dice decide. Clear it and advance; wipe out and you keep your tools and draw another. First to the finish wins.
Six contestants, six signature moves, every one a terrible idea executed with total confidence. Earn FAME to unlock the locked ones — and their alternate skins.
Every game opens like a broadcast — 87 seconds of opening titles cut to an original jazz theme. Every frame is the game’s own art.
Six of the twenty-one disasters, exactly as they play — every frame captured in-engine. No mockups, no dramatizations. Hit play, then go cause some yourself in the free demo.
Until January 15, every copy of Disaster Scenario — the free demo included — transforms: snow on the course, string lights on the rails, a Deep-Fried Turkey Fireball and a living-room reindeer on every board, and five gloriously stupid winter tools in the junk drawer. Nothing to install, nothing to enable. When the window closes, the show reverts — whatever you earn is yours forever.
All six contestants have a winter form. Every event run fills that contestant's winter meter — fill it and they transform, permanently. Crank the difficulty and one big win can clear a whole contestant. Plus: play even a single run during the first winter and your podium nameplate carries a frosted “❄ 2026” founding badge that never comes back.
… · free in the demo too · earn it in the window, keep it forever
Welcome to Catastrophe Cove — eight new attractions, every one of them a disaster with a queue. A coaster that dies at the top. An animatronic band that won't power down. A churro fryer past flashover. Plus twelve new junk-drawer tools, two new night skies, and a new contestant: Sunny the Mascot, who is legally required to keep waving.
The crowd adores Sunny. The man inside is named Gary, and Gary took the gig for one summer — four summers ago. One win clears his buy-out clause, so he's racing to get out, waving the whole way. His signature move, Too Big to Fail, puts a floor under the odds: a crowd that loves you will never let you fall. Whether the plan deserves it or not. The plan never deserves it.
How the pack works: buy it and your whole table plays it — host a Cove night and friends join the park free, real rides and all. Owning it means you can host it, run it solo for the achievements and the Funny Pages volume, and you alone get the suit.
The free demo is live — play it right now, then wishlist so you hear the moment the full show goes on the air.
Play the Free DemoFree demo out now · Full game coming soon · Windows · macOS · Linux / Steam Deck
